it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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