I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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