yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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