I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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