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dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
tell me about the eggs
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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