Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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