Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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