I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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