whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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