I'm really into asian looking animals
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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