so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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