I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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