I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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