but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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