i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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