1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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