Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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