We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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