I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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