I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm both gender and math confused
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