yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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