i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
