New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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