i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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