Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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