dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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