Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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