I seem to have left my pride at pride
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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