do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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