dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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