is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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