susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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