the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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