Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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