I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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