Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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