Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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