dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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