So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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