butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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