Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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