jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
