I'm jealous of your bromance
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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