I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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