I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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