Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?

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(913): View more from Kansas

My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me

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(478): View more from Georgia

I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?

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(517): View more from Michigan

There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.

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(512): View more from Texas

I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall

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