so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?