And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC