after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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