girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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