Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
