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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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