I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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