SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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