I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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