i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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