Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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